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cathy61
somewhere???, Waterford Ireland

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God created children!!!
Posted: May 2, 2008, 8:24 PM CET


To those of us who have children in our lives,whether they are our own,

grandchildren,nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control,

you can take comfort from the thought that

even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was " DON'T !"

"Don 't what ? " Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit ? We have forbidden fruit ?

Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! "

" No Way ! " "Yes way ! "

"Do NOT eat the fruit ! " said God.

"Why ? "

"Because I am your Father and I said so ! "

God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped

creation after making the elephants



A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked !



"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? " God asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.



"Then why did you ? " said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it! " Adam said.

"Did not ! "

"Did too ! "

"DID NOT ! "



Having had it with the two of them,

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve

should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.



If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you ?






dunno Wisdom in there somewhere grin





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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta

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God created children!!!
Posted: May 2, 2008, 8:25 PM CET

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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wedward
linz, Upper Austria Austria

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God created children!!!
Posted: May 3, 2008, 9:08 AM CET

god may have made children , and children are the future so give them all the knowledge and help you can. and lots of love. and it will be returned to you 10 fold superprofessor love
cathy61 wrote:
To those of us who have children in our lives,whether they are our own,

grandchildren,nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control,

you can take comfort from the thought that

even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was " DON'T !"

"Don 't what ? " Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit ? We have forbidden fruit ?

Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! "

" No Way ! " "Yes way ! "

"Do NOT eat the fruit ! " said God.

"Why ? "

"Because I am your Father and I said so ! "

God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped

creation after making the elephants
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked !
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? " God asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you ? " said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it! " Adam said.

"Did not ! "

"Did too ! "

"DID NOT ! "
Having had it with the two of them,

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve

should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you ?
Wisdom in there somewhere






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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

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God created children!!!
Posted: May 3, 2008, 9:38 AM CET

'If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you ?'

Nice one, cathy61!

It's hard trying to help kids avoiding making the same mistakes one made oneself; but then life needs to be lived I suppose and real mistakes are better lessons than theoretical ones - apart from not running in front of a rather large red bus!


dunno sigh grin





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