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wedward
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 6:19 AM CET

do you have a pet (dog cat bird etc) do they give you pleasure and do you talk to them , do pets stop you getting lonely?





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dragonfly88
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 7:24 AM CET

wedward wrote:
do you have a pet (dog cat bird etc) do they give you pleasure and do you talk to them , do pets stop you getting lonely?


I used to have a little dog. since no one knew what breed it was we said she was an audi dog.

yes.. she gave us pleasure and very good times,

she didn't stop us getting lonely or angry or sad but she was great comfort, you could say anything to her and she would listen.

she was also very good as a hoover, she gobbled up all the crumbslaugh





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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 7:32 AM CET

dragonfly88 wrote:
I used to have a little dog. since no one knew what breed it was we said she was an audi dog.

yes.. she gave us pleasure and very good times,

she didn't stop us getting lonely or angry or sad but she was great comfort, you could say anything to her and she would listen.

she was also very good as a hoover, she gobbled up all the crumbs


In some parts of England men used to call a woman 'Pet' affectionately (and vice versa I think).

A woman makes a great pet - and with patience and understanding can be trained to not only hoover up the crumbs off the floor with the nice vacuum cleaner you so kindly bought her, but also trained to get you a nice cold beer from the fridge and pass you the remote control for the tv so you don't have to get up!

Pets are wonderful....... but cats and dogs are better pets than women - they are better listeners and more loyal (well, the dogs are anyway - cats are more like women and only love you if you show them constant praise and adoration) and cats and dogs hardly ever give you 'an earful'.

Caged birds are sad.

Tortoises are not much fun to take for a walk.

Hamsters and pet mice and rats are only to be considered as pets if you need an emergency supply of fresh meat for the pot.

Rabbits are cute but shit raisins all over the carpet.

Fish are ok, but then you have to teach your woman how to clean out the aquarium properly.

conversing dunno





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CuspofMagic
space, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 7:32 AM CET

wedward wrote:
do you have a pet (dog cat bird etc) do they give you pleasure and do you talk to them , do pets stop you getting lonely?


---- yes - but they are all free





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jojo4053
basel, Basel-Town Switzerland

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 7:39 AM CET

ive got a dog, a cat, a rabbit and 2 rats. the dog is like a child and makes me smile all the time. the cat attacks people and is an embarrassment, the rabbit is boring and the rats, though the most interesting of rodents, stink.





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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 7:42 AM CET

jojo4053 wrote:
ive got a dog, a cat, a rabbit and 2 rats. the dog is like a child and makes me smile all the time. the cat attacks people and is an embarrassment, the rabbit is boring and the rats, though the most interesting of rodents, stink.


Wasn't the last man in your life a bit of a rat?

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jojo4053
basel, Basel-Town Switzerland

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 7:49 AM CET

well i didnt think so at first but he certainly wasnt very well trained. we still say pet up in durham btw.





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jojo4053
basel, Basel-Town Switzerland

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 7:51 AM CET

ive done a much better job with the dog.





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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 7:54 AM CET

jojo4053 wrote:
ive done a much better job with the dog.


Great!

By the way (please don't tell anybody) - I can be a bit of a dog!

Throw me a biscuit and I'll do some tricks for you -

like roll over so you can scratch my tummy!

batting eyelashes

dancing dog





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jojo4053
basel, Basel-Town Switzerland

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 8:01 AM CET

yes but will you lick my feet clean?





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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 8:07 AM CET

jojo4053 wrote:
yes but will you lick my feet clean?


Of course.......................blushing





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seekerian
Marsascala, Xlokk Malta

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 8:29 AM CET

rusty_knight wrote:
A woman makes a great pet - and with patience and understanding can be trained to not only hoover up the crumbs off the floor with the nice vacuum cleaner you so kindly bought her, but also trained to get you a nice cold beer from the fridge and pass you the remote control for the tv so you don't have to get up!



'morinings Rusty. Know of any good petshops around?





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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 9:01 AM CET

seekerian wrote:
'morinings Rusty. Know of any good petshops around?


Yup.

Try www.cspets4u.com

grin

There are some really WONDERFUL a ladies here on CS....... I've got out with several really fantastic women; each of whom I'd have been happy to spend the rest of my life with.

The relationships didn't quite work out. It wasn't their fault; it wasn't totally my fault either - just 'not meant to be' - and the wonderful news is that at least two have since met 'Mr Right' - this makes me very happy for them......... ok, so I was initially heartbroken but I didn't get to be a rusty old knight without being able to drag my sorry ass off the floor and 'remount' - whatever that means!

I've since met a wonderful person from here, but we are both taking it very very slowly as I've had my fingers burnt to the bones a couple of times - I am scared stiff to lose her as a friend so I'm not going to do anything stupid to ruin something so good.

A friend for life is worth 1,000 short-term relationships........... some people get both a best friend and a lover for life in the same package - that's what I want!

grin





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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 11:42 AM CET

seekerian wrote:
'morinings Rusty. Know of any good petshops around?


I woulnd't mine one either!rolling on the floor laughing





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Nina3
Stockholm, Stockholm Sweden

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 1:20 PM CET

dragonfly88 wrote:
I used to have a little dog. since no one knew what breed it was we said she was an audi dog.

yes.. she gave us pleasure and very good times,

she didn't stop us getting lonely or angry or sad but she was great comfort, you could say anything to her and she would listen.

she was also very good as a hoover, she gobbled up all the crumbs



That's great!! rolling on the floor laughing

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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Nina3
Stockholm, Stockholm Sweden

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 1:30 PM CET

wedward wrote:
do you have a pet (dog cat bird etc) do they give you pleasure and do you talk to them , do pets stop you getting lonely?



I have a little dog, and she's really great because you never have to feel really lonely (only after a certain amount of time, when you begin to wish your conversations were more two-sided...). The fascinating thing with pets - at least dogs, and also cats - that non-pet owners sometimes don't realize, is that you actually do communicate with each other. I understand what my dog wants most of the time, and she understands what I want. Although she is of a breed both smart and somewhat stubborn - so she doesn't always agree with what I want. To start with. laugh

Dogs are great for many things; companionship, exercise, playing games (like "run-for-your-life-out-into-the-garden-to-catch-that-plasctic-rat-that-was-just-trown-so-temptingly), keeping the floor clean, guarding the house (or at least pretend to sound like a big, bad barking dog - even though you know you really sound a little more silly than that) against predators like the mailman and other visitors, feetwarmers, food-tasters, etc, etc.

dancing dog dancing dog





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Nina3
Stockholm, Stockholm Sweden

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 1:38 PM CET

rusty_knight wrote:
Yup.

Try www.cspets4u.com



There are some really WONDERFUL a ladies here on CS....... I've got out with several really fantastic women; each of whom I'd have been happy to spend the rest of my life with.

The relationships didn't quite work out. It wasn't their fault; it wasn't totally my fault either - just 'not meant to be' - and the wonderful news is that at least two have since met 'Mr Right' - this makes me very happy for them......... ok, so I was initially heartbroken but I didn't get to be a rusty old knight without being able to drag my sorry ass off the floor and 'remount' - whatever that means!

I've since met a wonderful person from here, but we are both taking it very very slowly as I've had my fingers burnt to the bones a couple of times - I am scared stiff to lose her as a friend so I'm not going to do anything stupid to ruin something so good.

A friend for life is worth 1,000 short-term relationships........... some people get both a best friend and a lover for life in the same package - that's what I want!



I think that's what we all want. conversing cheers

joy







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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 2:14 PM CET

Nope,no Dogs allowed where I live.
Need permission to have a Cat.
Birds,I don't know,especially about the size I like,Parrots.

Need at least two of them since they are like Humans,getting lonely quite easy.
Then becoming quirky.
Two Parrots,bred in Captivity are being something in the Pricerange of a Rolls Royce. :)
Was thinking about taking the Hedge-Hog Hostage,the one that is slinking around the house at night,but he is happier outdoors I suppose.
Got to find out from Management what Pets are specifically allowed,then I might make a decision.
A Pet would liven up the Place some,no doubtconversing wave





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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 2:28 PM CET

Conrad73 wrote:
Nope,no Dogs allowed where I live.
Need permission to have a Cat.
Birds,I don't know,especially about the size I like,Parrots.

Need at least two of them since they are like Humans,getting lonely quite easy.
Then becoming quirky.
Two Parrots,bred in Captivity are being something in the Pricerange of a Rolls Royce. :)
Was thinking about taking the Hedge-Hog Hostage,the one that is slinking around the house at night,but he is happier outdoors I suppose.
Got to find out from Management what Pets are specifically allowed,then I might make a decision.
A Pet would liven up the Place some,no doubt


Unless there`s a cat looking for a servant ... stick to feeding the birds down at Zurich lake!... at least they`re free, free to fly, and free as in no cost to you - just some stale bread! ... or take friends dogs for walks - if you dont mind picking up warm steaming dog poo in a plastic bag!... that cured me of offering free walkies!





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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 3:02 PM CET

smoky wrote:
Unless there`s a cat looking for a servant ... stick to feeding the birds down at Zurich lake!... at least they`re free, free to fly, and free as in no cost to you - just some stale bread! ... or take friends dogs for walks - if you dont mind picking up warm steaming dog poo in a plastic bag!... that cured me of offering free walkies!
rolling on the floor laughing I think it is forbidden to feed the Birds at Lake Zurich,you know,"Swiss Rule # ypcdferzuqm99",or "Whatever is not Compulsory is Forbidden"!.
rolling on the floor laughing





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