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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta

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ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 7:02 PM CET


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:

..."Clean my house...."


dancing dog





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Sofija
Kaunas, Aukštaitija Lithuania

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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 8:14 PM CET

D'oh! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Was really not easy to find that three wordswink love





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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain

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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 8:47 PM CET

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers





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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain

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ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:19 PM CET

Or " do my ironing"rolling on the floor laughing





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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain

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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:20 PM CET

Elley wrote:
Or " do my ironing"


isnt' that included in the cleaning?





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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain

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ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:25 PM CET

Lago ... absobloodylutely ultimate female joke!!! applause applause

Elley don't be daft!!! Who still irons? laugh





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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain

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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:47 PM CET

FlowerOfTheSun wrote:
Lago ... absobloodylutely ultimate female joke!!!

Elley don't be daft!!! Who still irons?


Me for DF. Mind there was mention of a chocolate or two in return.laugh





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FlowerOfTheSun
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:50 PM CET

Elley wrote:
Me for DF. Mind there was mention of a chocolate or two in return.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I stopped ironing years ago!!!! I have "a system" for clothes to still look neat without ironing them!!! applause





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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta

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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:52 PM CET

I personally, am a great fan of the "crumpled" look....laugh


FlowerOfTheSun wrote:
I stopped ironing years ago!!!! I have "a system" for clothes to still look neat without ironing them!!!






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Elley
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:53 PM CET

FlowerOfTheSun wrote:
I stopped ironing years ago!!!! I have "a system" for clothes to still look neat without ironing them!!!


So spill, cause the last time I asked you for help in removing a stain it worked a treat.applause





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Elley
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:54 PM CET

Lagoona22 wrote:
I personally, am a great fan of the "crumpled" look....


As we can see from your photorolling on the floor laughing sorry Lago, couldn,t resist, an a bit rich from someone who will not show his.thumbs up





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Lagoona22
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:55 PM CET

Well....what can I say?....you don't ever have to iron a wet suit, right?....laugh


Elley wrote:
As we can see from your photo sorry Lago, couldn,t resist, an a bit rich from someone who will not show his.






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Elley
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:57 PM CET

Lagoona22 wrote:
Well....what can I say?....you don't ever have to iron a wet suit, right?....


Nah, that,s stretch to fit, bit like a condom.rolling on the floor laughing You can,t iron those buggers neither.rolling on the floor laughing





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Lagoona22
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 10:59 PM CET

Well, obviously you've tried it....never hurts to be well-groomed for a night of fun....


rolling on the floor laughing


Elley wrote:
Nah, that,s stretch to fit, bit like a condom. You can,t iron those buggers neither.






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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain

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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:01 PM CET

Elley wrote:
Nah, that,s stretch to fit, bit like a condom. You can,t iron those buggers neither.


....at least not whilst wearing one.rolling on the floor laughing





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Lagoona22
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:02 PM CET

You're such a hot dog....laugh
Elley wrote:
....at least not whilst wearing one.






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FlowerOfTheSun
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:04 PM CET

Elley wrote:
So spill, cause the last time I asked you for help in removing a stain it worked a treat.



laugh ok here goes ... sounds a bit long winded but when you "get into the system" it saves hours and hours of ironing!!!!

1. make sure you don't overload the machine else the clothes get more creased
2. wash no hotter than 40 degrees for same reason
3. make sure you're around when wash finishes and empty machine straight away
4. as you get stuff out of machine, shake the creases/folds out of each item and fold tidily like if you were going to put them away, heavier items on top
5. walk away and leave pile of clothes to "decrease" for couple of hours
6. hand clothes out to dry really neatly on the linerotary/whatever you use
7. once dry fold each item neatly as you get it off the line, store away
8. the SLIGHT remaining creases (very few) will "fall out" within 10 min of putting it on thanks to body heat

applause

Dressy shirts/blouses still need a quick iron but that's about it!!!!





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Elley
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:05 PM CET

Lagoona22 wrote:
You're such a hot dog....


Feeeeeeeeeellllll the burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnlaugh





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FlowerOfTheSun
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:06 PM CET

FlowerOfTheSun wrote:
ok here goes ... sounds a bit long winded but when you "get into the system" it saves hours and hours of ironing!!!!

1. make sure you don't overload the machine else the clothes get more creased
2. wash no hotter than 40 degrees for same reason
3. make sure you're around when wash finishes and empty machine straight away
4. as you get stuff out of machine, shake the creases/folds out of each item and fold tidily like if you were going to put them away, heavier items on top
5. walk away and leave pile of clothes to "decrease" for couple of hours
6. hand clothes out to dry really neatly on the linerotary/whatever you use
7. once dry fold each item neatly as you get it off the line, store away
8. the SLIGHT remaining creases (very few) will "fall out" within 10 min of putting it on thanks to body heat



Dressy shirts/blouses still need a quick iron but that's about it!!!!


grin 6. hanG clothes .....





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Elley
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Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:06 PM CET

FlowerOfTheSun wrote:
ok here goes ... sounds a bit long winded but when you "get into the system" it saves hours and hours of ironing!!!!

1. make sure you don't overload the machine else the clothes get more creased
2. wash no hotter than 40 degrees for same reason
3. make sure you're around when wash finishes and empty machine straight away
4. as you get stuff out of machine, shake the creases/folds out of each item and fold tidily like if you were going to put them away, heavier items on top
5. walk away and leave pile of clothes to "decrease" for couple of hours
6. hand clothes out to dry really neatly on the linerotary/whatever you use
7. once dry fold each item neatly as you get it off the line, store away
8. the SLIGHT remaining creases (very few) will "fall out" within 10 min of putting it on thanks to body heat



Dressy shirts/blouses still need a quick iron but that's about it!!!!


wow, my feel the burn post serves for this too. laugh





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