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There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al , but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane. "Why you gonna wear dem fo? the other two asked.

The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first." The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floeesant orange panties."

"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked. The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floatin butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."

The third lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties." "What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right, I ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first!"

Reminds me of something funny when I was staying in San Francisco, and looking for new products to import to Malta. I came across a firm that made edible underwear. Yes that's right, edible underwear. Edible bras and panties!!!!!!

Just imagine if I had asked my girlfriend to put on those, had sex, got hungry after sex (I always do if the sex is good) ate her underwear, and sent her home to her mum, without underwear!!
To me it sounds funny. What about you lot??

There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al , but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane. "Why you gonna wear dem fo? the other two asked.

The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first." The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floeesant orange panties."

"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked. The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floatin butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."

The third lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties." "What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right, I ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first!"

Just imagine the look on the mum's face as the daughter told her that her boyfriend had eaten her underwear.
She would probably have banned her from seeing that monster ever again!!