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Scooterman46
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta

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Mangolian disease.
Posted: Jun 18, 2008, 8:51 AM CET

While in China, an American bloke is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says:
'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'
The man screams in horror,
'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies:
'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease.'
The bloke says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do?My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate.Make more money that way.
No need to opelate!'
'Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor,
'You no worry!
Wait two months.
Faw off by itself.'

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MARTI
msida, Majjistral Malta

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Mangolian disease.
Posted: Jun 18, 2008, 11:50 AM CET

Scooterman46 wrote:
While in China, an American bloke is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says:
'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'
The man screams in horror,
'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies:
'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease.'
The bloke says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do?My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate.Make more money that way.
No need to opelate!'
'Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor,
'You no worry!
Wait two months.
Faw off by itself.'


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Justforfun67
Sliema, Majjistral Malta

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Mangolian disease.
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 9:57 AM CET

Scooterman...hehehe you really post good jokes in here....keep it up! xxx





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CuspofMagic
Erin berin, Rhineland-Palatinate Germany

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Mangolian disease.
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 10:00 AM CET

--- two months - huh





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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland

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Mangolian disease.
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 11:38 AM CET

When I read the Title,I sure thought that was about a Disease you'll contract if you like Mangoes too much.dunno uh oh! devil






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