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Scooterman46
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta

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Posted: Jun 18, 2008, 9:11 AM CET

Two ladies talking in heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly.
How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.


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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta

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Posted: Jun 18, 2008, 9:16 AM CET

Changed my mind...THIS gets Joke of the Week Award!!!!...BRILLIANT!!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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Sofija
Kaunas, Aukštaitija Lithuania

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Posted: Jun 18, 2008, 10:20 AM CET

applause rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sad flower





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oslojente
Olso Norway

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Posted: Jun 18, 2008, 10:26 AM CET

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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland

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Posted: Aug 17, 2008, 1:35 PM CET

thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing





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