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smoky
A Cowtown in the Unterland., Zrich Switzerland
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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria
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smoky
A Cowtown in the Unterland., Zrich Switzerland
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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria
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| | HAS ANYTHING FUNNY HA-HA HAPPENED TO YOU THIS WEEK?
Posted: Sep 2, 2008, 9:59 PM CET |
smoky wrote:Yes, sometimes I feel like MR BEAN!
Nothing funny has happened to me this week, fat leg, feeling miserable.
But I was visiting a client in London at a hospital, we used to assess their HODS, I went to the lavatory, and thought I had locked the door, I was there, as you do, tinkling away, and suddenly the door opens, a doctor, he was stunned that he had walked in on me, and I looked at him and said.
'Can I help you'? With my knickers and sat on the crown peeing as though it was coming into prohibition.
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Jan1305
(Moscow region temporarily), Murcia Spain
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| | HAS ANYTHING FUNNY HA-HA HAPPENED TO YOU THIS WEEK?
Posted: Sep 2, 2008, 10:12 PM CET |
smoky wrote:Huh?
I`ve had to overcome my phobia about travelling on trains - for the next three months I need to travel twice a week - and Be On Time. So I been checking and double checking the train schedules at my local station - the guy there speaks good english.
My first day, I was dithering about whether or not I had time for a quick smoke before boarding ..... when over that loudspeaker that they normally use to tell you to GET OFF THE TRACKS, comes this voice........
"YES, THAT IS THE CORRECT TRAIN - GET ON IT - YOU WILL BE SAFE!!" .... in English!
... So I`m trying to sign language him that I want to have a smoke ... .and back comes the instruction - "GET ON THAT TRAIN!!!!"
So I had to get on that train.......
 What a nice man Smoky. and I thought the Swiss didn't have a sense of humour...joke!!!!
Nothing really funny haha happened to me, but I've been reading a lot lately about the KGB or FSB as they are now known as and I learnt that there was a bar where many agents frequent near Red Square. I asked one of my students to accompany me there. She thought I was crazy, but I just wanted to people watch...you know what I mean?
Anyway we went and I people watched. Today one of the security guys in the office where I'm teaching gave me a parcel....long story, and packed it well enough to carry while I patiently waited. Thank you, that's very good, I said in Russian. You're welcome he replied....in Russian, it's no problem, I am Lieutenant Colonel in the FSB and I'm used to preparing parcels...Yikes!!! I checked him out, and it's true! Everybody here has two jobs.
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phoenix
paris, Ile-de-France France
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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
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mike69spain
In Relation, Andalucia Spain
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mike69spain
In Relation, Andalucia Spain
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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria
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mike69spain
In Relation, Andalucia Spain
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phoenix
paris, Ile-de-France France
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mike69spain
In Relation, Andalucia Spain
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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria
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| | HAS ANYTHING FUNNY HA-HA HAPPENED TO YOU THIS WEEK?
Posted: Sep 3, 2008, 12:06 AM CET |
mike69spain wrote:Eureka!
This is getting only better!
I will be staying at the Hilton in Barcelona.
Anyway, funny story coming up.
My stepmother buys their dog, dog mince from the butchers, horrible stuff, about 75pplb.
So she had iot bubbling away on the stove, my father has just got in from the pub, he boiled some potatoes, added tabasco, to the dog mince, tarted it all up with herbs and spices and made himself a lovely Shepherd's Pie.
Stepmother comes home, dad snoring on the sofa, she sees the pan in the dishwasher, calls me and tells me dad has eaten the dog mince.
The cat thought it was hilarious, oh the hours of fun we are going to have.
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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria
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mike69spain
In Relation, Andalucia Spain
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria
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| | HAS ANYTHING FUNNY HA-HA HAPPENED TO YOU THIS WEEK?
Posted: Sep 3, 2008, 12:13 AM CET |
Another funny story.
When I was first married we lived with my in-laws, whilst our house was being done up.
Anyway, my mother in law, who is ok, I bought her a chair, but she has not plugged it in yet, anyway, in the bathroom, she was showing me her 'downstairs' flannel, you know for her bits, it was a separate colour from the rest of the towel set.
Anyway, my ex husband came in from football practice, was having a soak in the bath, and I strolled in with a nice cup of tea for him, and there he was laid back, relaxing, lovely bubbles and his mother's fanny fannel covering his face.
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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria
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phoenix
paris, Ile-de-France France
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