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Another funny story.


I bought her a chair, but she has not plugged it in yet, .

Qui moi? Love to but I needed here.. , next time maybe busy guy..

I spilled coffee on my man package today...It looked really funny walking out of the cafè with a huge coffee stain in the unit area Man, the looks I got...

Anyway, my ex husband came in from football practice, was having a soak in the bath, and I strolled in with a nice cup of tea for him, and there he was laid back, relaxing, lovely bubbles and his mother's fanny fannel covering his face.

Hi there SF.

What's up mike69 Är du Svensk or did you just live in Sweden for a while? ? I was just curious. I think something funny that happens to me everyday here is how all the Swedes love to talk about the weather every time I bump into an acquaintance. It's the same thing...How are you? Det är bra....then silence....then something about how shitty the weather is or how nice it is....Interesting and funny observation....lol

Way to handle situation:

1) Get camera - use camera
2) Tell and show to mother

Not tell him. Ever

Jag är Svensk, det är riktigt.

We laugh at ourselves for that annoying behaviour. And as the weather changes more often than I do underwear, they always have that to resort to. Standing silent is awkward, but talking to strangers about serious or at least real matters, that is plain weird; for a Swede to another.

I have not lived there for a very long time, half my life actually. But sometimes I still have to gather courage to behave "continental".

Another funny story.

When I was first married we lived with my in-laws, whilst our house was being done up.

Anyway, my mother in law, who is ok, I bought her a chair, but she has not plugged it in yet, anyway, in the bathroom, she was showing me her 'downstairs' flannel, you know for her bits, it was a separate colour from the rest of the towel set.

Anyway, my ex husband came in from football practice, was having a soak in the bath, and I strolled in with a nice cup of tea for him, and there he was laid back, relaxing, lovely bubbles and his mother's fanny fannel covering his face.

Another funny story.

When I was first married we lived with my in-laws, whilst our house was being done up.

Anyway, my mother in law, who is ok, I bought her a chair, but she has not plugged it in yet, anyway, in the bathroom, she was showing me her 'downstairs' flannel, you know for her bits, it was a separate colour from the rest of the towel set.

Anyway, my ex husband came in from football practice, was having a soak in the bath, and I strolled in with a nice cup of tea for him, and there he was laid back, relaxing, lovely bubbles and his mother's fanny fannel covering his face.

Ahhhh I love that one! Can just imagine the reaction when informed what he had on his face!!!!!!!

I had a brother-in-law ... once upon a time .. until my sister divorced him ..... who always tried to do naughty things. He was one of those who spat on his ice-cream cone so you wouldn`t ask for a lick.

...We`d gone wild-camping to do some surfing (many years ago) - and I also had two flannels, one for face and one for body (which was called the fanny cloth - it was red). Bath stuff was hung from trees, and trying to annoy me he grabbed my (red) flannel and proceeded to wipe the sweat and grunge off his face ..... till my sister shrieked "YOU USING HER FANNY CLOTH!!!!!!!!!!". Oh, the look on his face - he wanted to puke!

On that same camping trip my sister got drunk - she thought the wine tasted like cold-drink - and then she got quite ill - puking and shitting - which she did behind the bushes of our camp-site. The next morning early her boss and his wife pulled in in their camper and decided to park Behind The Bushes at Our Camp Site - We heard the wife exclaim "Who the hell shitted here?!".... She`d climbed out and stepped right into sisters droppings........

(They`d come to support my sister in some surfing competition - they owned the Surf Shop) ... We acted innocent and blamed the locals who wandered around. Only many years later did the truth come out.

Ahhhh I love that one! Can just imagine the reaction when informed what he had on his face!!!!!!!

I had a brother-in-law ... once upon a time .. until my sister divorced him ..... who always tried to do naughty things. He was one of those who spat on his ice-cream cone so you wouldn`t ask for a lick.

...We`d gone wild-camping to do some surfing (many years ago) - and I also had two flannels, one for face and one for body (which was called the fanny cloth - it was red). Bath stuff was hung from trees, and trying to annoy me he grabbed my (red) flannel and proceeded to wipe the sweat and grunge off his face ..... till my sister shrieked "YOU USING HER FANNY CLOTH!!!!!!!!!!". Oh, the look on his face - he wanted to puke!

On that same camping trip my sister got drunk - she thought the wine tasted like cold-drink - and then she got quite ill - puking and shitting - which she did behind the bushes of our camp-site. The next morning early her boss and his wife pulled in in their camper and decided to park Behind The Bushes at Our Camp Site - We heard the wife exclaim "Who the hell shitted here?!".... She`d climbed out and stepped right into sisters droppings........

(They`d come to support my sister in some surfing competition - they owned the Surf Shop) ... We acted innocent and blamed the locals who wandered around. Only many years later did the truth come out.

Of course, there is always the sick possibility that he knew exactly what it was and what he was doing As Joan Rivers once said, men spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of their lives trying to get back in.

Of course, there is always the sick possibility that he knew exactly what it was and what he was doing As Joan Rivers once said, men spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of their lives trying to get back in.

In his defence, he was completely unaware...

But crumbs, I have never seen a man 6'4" move so quickly, oral sex was never the same.

We simply had to divorce.

Never mind oral sex (for whom ?) betcha didn kiss im on the lips right after

In his defence, he was completely unaware...

But crumbs, I have never seen a man 6'4" move so quickly, oral sex was never the same.

We simply had to divorce.

Mmmmmm......an electric chair for the mother-in law!

What a novel gift idea!

I got my mum an electric chair..... sometimes she hits the massage button by mistake and it vibrates like crazy and makes a rumbling sound on the marble-tiled floor and she goes totally ape-shit and I laugh a little laugh before I rescue her and turn it off........... am I really evil or what?

I got my mum an electric chair..... sometimes she hits the massage button by mistake and it vibrates like crazy and makes a rumbling sound on the marble-tiled floor and she goes totally ape-shit and I laugh a little laugh before I rescue her and turn it off........... am I really evil or what?