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Yes ... I`d vote for the Evil! But, then again, I think you rather enjoy it ... a leeeeeetle bit?

.. Ya know.... ya gotta practice keeping silent, and keeping a cool expression sometimes......

..... I try and practice that for when/if someone walks into the toilet when I sitting there .... To just glance up with an enquiring look and say "Yes?"................

As I did.

I had to tell him though, Smoky, he was my husband, it would have had, well you know, oh for fucks sake, how the hell was I going to have sex with him when he had had his mother's fanny flannel all over his face?

There are alot of things I would do in the name of love, but there comes a time when you have to draw a line in the sand.

Oder?

As I did.

I had to tell him though, Smoky, he was my husband, it would have had, well you know, oh for fucks sake, how the hell was I going to have sex with him when he had had his mother's fanny flannel all over his face?

There are alot of things I would do in the name of love, but there comes a time when you have to draw a line in the sand.

Oder?

As I did.

I had to tell him though, Smoky, he was my husband, it would have had, well you know, oh for fucks sake, how the hell was I going to have sex with him when he had had his mother's fanny flannel all over his face?

There are alot of things I would do in the name of love, but there comes a time when you have to draw a line in the sand.

Oder?

I have a 'below stairs' flannel too.......... but I'm too much of a gentleman to mention the fact if a lady uses it to wipe off her lipstick - it could just wipe the lovely smile off her face!

(anyway, serves a woman right for messing up my flannel with makeup......... I just hate lipstick and mascara on my dangly bits! )

Well, shame, the poor guy was born out of the same place!...... you realy are hilarious Sommer!

Oh I am terribly apologetic, but you caught me with 2 whiskys under the belt tonight, so I just cant resist it ....................! You REALY hate lipstick and mascara on your dangly bits?.... huh?.... huh? ..... Give that a lot more thought boy!

Drawing a line in the sand - is this something to do with making love on the beach? - and while using your mother-in-law's fanny flannel to wipe his perspiring brow is a little 'sick' in my view......... call me a prude if you like!

The lipstick's 'ok' - it's just the tears of gagging joy mixed with mascara make me feel a little uncomfortable!

My mum....just reached 80 and one of the funniest people I know. Indeed being with my family is like being in an episode of the Royal Family.

Last Christmas we were all at my sister,s house for Christmas day. My nephew was asking my younger brother about where he had recently moved to live. Bro told him and nephew jokes " Oh that,s where all the rent boys come from isnt it "? Mum chips in " No Anthony,you,re wrong, my rentman didn,t come from there."

Bro: "No mum, we,re not talking about your rentman......"

Mum:" Then what are you talking about ?"

Bro" We are talking about young boys who......er never mind....."

Mum:" No,go on tell meeeee.....!"

Brother tries his best to explain as delicately as possible what it is rent boys get up to, at the end of which mum says....

" Well they should all be sacked, getting up to that sort of thing when they should be out collecting the rent for the council."

I swear I could not invent this.

The lipstick's 'ok' - it's just the tears of gagging joy mixed with mascara make me feel a little uncomfortable!

Rusty.

I know you are having a tough time.

So, I will let that go.

Amusing as it was.

Oh........ I hope my pathetic attempt at being amusing didn't upset you......... I think a nice pile of fresh flannels in a bathroom is a sign of a nice, clean, healthy relationship -

have you ever noticed how in American 'movies' if a guy has a shave he wipes off all the soap and stuff off his face with a small towel and then throws it in the wash?

Talk about being uneconomical............. I used to make my favourite flannel last at least three months before3 washing it...... if it dried and stayed 'stiff' it meant it was time for a wash.... know what I mean?

I don't know how funny you will find it, but it happened today, so here I am sharing it with the forum..

I had set up a blind date for today at a coffee-shop outside of town. I told my date what I would be wearing, so he will recognize me. Considering this was my first blind date, I must say I resented the fact to go through with it. So my last minute decision was to make a plot of how to escape if I really don't like the guy
Instead of wearing what I told him I would wear, I put on a different clothes and was planning to go into the coffee-shop earlier, check him out as he walks in, and if it's to introduce myself, and if it's to run
I walk in and I see everyone has a company except for one guy (my date was suppose to be tall, blond curly hair and handsome). I look at the guy, and oh my God, he is blond, tall, has curly hair, and looks like someone my grandmother would have second thoughts dating
So I turn around slowly and walk out of there thinking: thank God I wore different clothes!
I got home few hours later, and there was a message from my blind date:
Sorry I couldn't reach you to tell you that I won't be able to come

Sorry I couldn't reach you to tell you that I won't be able to come

Maybe he did the same thing, and spotted someone fitting your planned clothing and ran off with the same thoughts as you had.