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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain

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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 1:37 AM CET

........no,not that, naughty. Well actually yes, or better not.

Can anyone tell me how long little birds like sparrows live. See I reckon there must be millions of the buggers, but you really don,t see that many dead ones lying round the streets. Do they live forever, or do sparrow undertakers take em all away in the night and bury them ?dunno





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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria

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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 1:38 AM CET

Elley wrote:
........no,not that, naughty. Well actually yes, or better not.

Can anyone tell me how long little birds like sparrows live. See I reckon there must be millions of the buggers, but you really don,t see that many dead ones lying round the streets. Do they live forever, or do sparrow undertakers take em all away in the night and bury them ?



No idea, but I know a man who will.

Mike????








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mike69spain
In Relation, Andalucia Spain

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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 1:39 AM CET

Elley wrote:
........no,not that, naughty. Well actually yes, or better not.

Can anyone tell me how long little birds like sparrows live. See I reckon there must be millions of the buggers, but you really don,t see that many dead ones lying round the streets. Do they live forever, or do sparrow undertakers take em all away in the night and bury them ?


Now that is a good question. I think I have seen no more than 5 dead in all my life ¡

Guess they do have an undertaker as well as life insurances after all laugh





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gongman
Malaga, Andalucia Spain

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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 1:42 AM CET

mike69spain wrote:
Now that is a good question. I think I have seen no more than 5 dead in all my life ¡

Guess they do have an undertaker as well as life insurances after all


Do Bhuddists have life insurance ¿¿¿¿





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Sommerauer71
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 1:43 AM CET

gongman wrote:
Do Bhuddists have life insurance ¿¿¿¿


Oh please, upside down ????????

No idea.

conversing
they must do.







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mike69spain
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 1:49 AM CET

Sommerauer71 wrote:
Oh please, upside down ????????

No idea.


they must do.


copy and paste ¡¡¡¡¡





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mike69spain
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 1:50 AM CET

gongman wrote:
Do Bhuddists have life insurance ¿¿¿¿


Oh, in all their lives laugh





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Sommerauer71
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 1:55 AM CET

mike69spain wrote:
Oh, in all their lives


Premiums must be huge!

All of those lives, you must know about this Mike, you have done insurance, I seem to remember?

How much would life insurance be for a buddhist?







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mike69spain
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 1:58 AM CET

Sommerauer71 wrote:
Premiums must be huge!

All of those lives, you must know about this Mike, you have done insurance, I seem to remember?

How much would life insurance be for a buddhist?


Problem is not really life expectancy, which is just a factor put in relation to expected terms of life. Since you are not expected to really die, the premium is nil.

No, the problem is the clause of beneficiary. They are still in this life, while you are enjoying the next. And they get nothing laugh






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gongman
Malaga, Andalucia Spain

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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 1:59 AM CET


This one should go on the IF

Give them something to really talk about..........





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mike69spain
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 2:01 AM CET

gongman wrote:
This one should go on the IF

Give them something to really talk about..........


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Poor sods rolling on the floor laughing





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Sommerauer71
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 2:06 AM CET

gongman wrote:
This one should go on the IF

Give them something to really talk about..........
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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Sommerauer71
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 2:07 AM CET

mike69spain wrote:
Problem is not really life expectancy, which is just a factor put in relation to expected terms of life. Since you are not expected to really die, the premium is nil.

No, the problem is the clause of beneficiary. They are still in this life, while you are enjoying the next. And they get nothing

Like my fat fecker of a cat then.

rolling on the floor laughing





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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain

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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 2:07 AM CET

mike69spain wrote:
Problem is not really life expectancy, which is just a factor put in relation to expected terms of life. Since you are not expected to really die, the premium is nil.

No, the problem is the clause of beneficiary. They are still in this life, while you are enjoying the next. And they get nothing


I love that old insurance ad " Fifty grand if you die,fifty grand if you don,t"rolling on the floor laughing





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mike69spain
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 2:15 AM CET

yawn

conversing

yawn

Time. To Sleep. I have little. But I get some now.

Good night folks, last round's on me. pouring a drink





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Elley
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 2:43 AM CET

wave wave





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Sommerauer71
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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 2:45 AM CET

Night lovely Mike.







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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain

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Posted: Sep 5, 2008, 9:39 AM CET

Elley wrote:
........no,not that, naughty. Well actually yes, or better not.

Can anyone tell me how long little birds like sparrows live. See I reckon there must be millions of the buggers, but you really don,t see that many dead ones lying round the streets. Do they live forever, or do sparrow undertakers take em all away in the night and bury them ?


OMG! don't you know?

really?


go back to the bar and order special tapasrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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