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phoenix
paris, Ile-de-France France

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 7:04 PM CET

Hello girls Just of the phone from my very good friend the HOFF and he want to know.................







WHO WANTS A SPANKINGdevil





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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 8:19 PM CET

Well, sorry about this Hoff baby, but nobody is interested in your spanking offer....too bad...maybe you'd like to offer a nice dinner with a bottle of wine...??...





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Mirodenia
Bucharest, Muntenia Romania

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 8:45 PM CET

phoenix wrote:
Hello girls Just of the phone from my very good friend the HOFF and he want to know.................

WHO WANTS A SPANKING


I don't like this guy.

You BEVSL look far more better, more handsome, more hairy chested.







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Mirodenia
Bucharest, Muntenia Romania

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 8:47 PM CET

I forgot something important.

How did you post a picture Phoenix?

I plan something nice for tomorrow regarding posting pictures.

Don't ask WOT...








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MARTI
msida, Majjistral Malta

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 8:47 PM CET

phoenix wrote:
Hello girls Just of the phone from my very good friend the HOFF and he want to know.................

WHO WANTS A SPANKING


oohh oouucchh no no no NOT him pleeeeeeeeeese,blues





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Mirodenia
Bucharest, Muntenia Romania

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 8:50 PM CET

MARTI wrote:
oohh oouucchh no no no NOT him pleeeeeeeeeese,

He's ugly, isn't he MARTI?

head banger





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MARTI
msida, Majjistral Malta

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 8:56 PM CET

Mirodenia wrote:
He's ugly, isn't he MARTI?


Definitely not my type Mirodenia...

He looks like a funky chicken...wink cool





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phoenix
paris, Ile-de-France France

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 9:05 PM CET


The HOFF ruleshead banger





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MARTI
msida, Majjistral Malta

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 9:07 PM CET

Lagoona22 wrote:
Well, sorry about this Hoff baby, but nobody is interested in your spanking offer....too bad...maybe you'd like to offer a nice dinner with a bottle of wine...??...


when??wave laugh cool





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cherscic
Luqa, Xlokk Malta

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 9:13 PM CET

I think he's the type to twist him round your little finger......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing D'oh!





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MARTI
msida, Majjistral Malta

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 9:16 PM CET

cherscic wrote:
I think he's the type to twist him round your little finger......


you bet!! wave





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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 11:44 PM CET

phoenix wrote:
Hello girls Just of the phone from my very good friend the HOFF and he want to know.................

WHO WANTS A SPANKING


Dang....D'oh! Is this the best you can do...barfing Now if this was Brad Pritt or Johnny Depp....rolling eyes





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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 6, 2008, 11:49 PM CET

Wow....that's something to think about.....can you imagine getting undressed in front of the woman of your dreams.....and she says, "Ohmagawd honey, you remind me of a FUNKY CHICKEN..!!!".....enough to make a man go as limp as a dead chicken's neck....
...!!



wow! D'oh! crying
MARTI wrote:
Definitely not my type Mirodenia...

He looks like a funky chicken...






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jojo69
Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 12:03 AM CET

Lagoona22 wrote:
Wow....that's something to think about.....can you imagine getting undressed in front of the woman of your dreams.....and she says, "Ohmagawd honey, you remind me of a FUNKY CHICKEN ..!!!".....enough to make a man go as limp as a dead chicken's neck....
...!!



LMAO Funny answer rolling on the floor laughing





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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 7:47 AM CET

jojo69 wrote:
LMAO Funny answer


Jojo - why is your neck looking a bit 'sqiffy'? conversing dunno batting eyelashes





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Mirodenia
Bucharest, Muntenia Romania

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 10:27 AM CET

Funky chicken, funcky chicken....

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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no1brightongirl
brighton, East Sussex, England UK

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 11:29 AM CET

the hoff reminds me of a sad person,who is trying to behave like someone,half his age





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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 12:43 PM CET

barfing





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Mirodenia
Bucharest, Muntenia Romania

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 1:41 PM CET

I thought if you saw we don't like the guy, you'll bring another one, better.
This nasty is married, above all other malfunctions.

rolling on the floor laughing

So, nothing new for our eyes?

blues sigh dunno

WOT are you doing there?





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smoky
A Cowtown in the Unterland., Zrich Switzerland

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Ladies a message from the HOFF
Posted: Sep 7, 2008, 3:59 PM CET

phoenix wrote:
The HOFF rules

Is that your idea of a HERO Phoenix? Tis rather strange that women dont like him huh?

We notice things ya know .......?... Like we all know he wears platform shoes to give him some height - he never is photographed standing next to a Real Tall Man - His trousers are cut extra-long to give him a bit of Height - and they also are tailor made with a built in "bulge"! Plus, he cant act to save his life ..... real hammy character. And he talks to his auto that talks back to him!

Nah, from his era, I`d rather go for someone like that Magnum guy who acts as a P.I. on that Hawaain island - you know the one who drove the red Ferarri?dancing





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